CHRISTMAS JOKES

 

 12 Days of Christmas - A Cat's Rendition

12 Days of Christmas Memo

12 Days of Christmas, A Letter

Al Bundy's Christmas Eve

Have A Microsoft Christmas

 Parents Night Before Christmas

 Scientific Night before Christmas

Tex-Mex Night Before Christmas

The Byte Before Christmas

The Effect Of Inflation On Santa

The Night before Christmas for Moms

The Week Before Christmas

Twas The (Politically Correct) Night Before Christmas

Twas The Night Before Christmas In Brooklyn

Twas The Night Before Christmas, And Santa's PISSED

The Night Before Christmas - A Computer's Version

Christmas Cake Recipe

The Christmas Parrot

A Hispanic Christmas

Santa Co.

Barbie's Letter To Santa

 Ken's Letter To Santa

Santa's Little Pills

Lt. Santa

Christmas Jokes

An Attorney's Night Before Christmas

Letter From Idaho

The Month After Christmas

A Star Trek Night Before Christmas

How To Tell If You're A Grinch

A Dieter's Night Before Christmas

The X-Mas Files

The 12 Days Of Christmas - AOL Style

A Cat's Christmas

A Christmas Card From Santa

Twisted Christmas Carols

Santa Works Hard!  But He's Not For Real!

 Rebuttal...Santa Is Real!

 The 12 Days Of Christmas For The Politically Correct

12 Days - Santa Cruz Style

The 12 Pains Of Christmas

 Another Lawyer's Night Before Christmas

 Christmas FAQ

 A Cook's Night Before Christmas

 Diary Of A Snow Shoveler

 The F**king Night Before Christmas

 Jeff Foxworthy's Night After Christmas

 From Santa

 Have A Punny Christmas

 Holiday Trivia

If Companies Ran Christmas

 Killing Elf Ego

 Law Suit Against Santa!

 Martha Stewart's Holiday List

 Military Night Before Christmas

 A Networkologist's Christmas

 The Night Before Christmas In Jail

 Overheard In Santa's Workshop

 Politically Correct Season's Greetings

The Night Before Xmas All Thru The Net

 The Zoo Keeper

 A Redneck Night Before Christmas

 Another Redneck Night Before Christmas

 Reindeer Games

 Remember Christmas

 Return Of The Grinch

 Santa & System Admins

 Santa At College

 Santa Is A Woman

Rebuttal - Santa Is A Man

 Santa Is A Man - Take 2

 Santa's Pickup Lines

 A Shitty Night Before Christmas

 Things That Sound Dirty At Christmas (But Aren't)

 Why Christmas Trees Are Better Than Women

 'Twas

 The Night Before Finals

 Reasons To Avoid Christmas Shopping

 12 Days After Christmas

 12 Days Of Christmas - Bayou Style

 12 Days Of Microsoft Christmas

 A Drunk's Night Before Christmas

An Unorthodox Chanukah Quiz

 One More Redneck Night After Christmas

 AOL Month Before Christmas

 A Barney Christmas

 A Bowler's Night Before Christmas

 Why Chanukah Is Better Than Christmas

 Congress' Night Before Christmas

 A Cop's Night Before Christmas

 Dear Diary

 Fractured Christmas Carols

 If Jesus Were Born Today...

 Mistletoe At The Airport

 My Christmas E-Mails

 Office Holiday Memo

 Jewish Night Before Christmas

 A Programmer's Night Before Christmas

 Riddled Christmas Carols

 Santa's Lap

 Season's Greetings (I Think)

 The Holiday Season

 Torturing Santa

 Why Women Would Love Being Santa

 Christmas Quickies

 Three Stage Of Life

 A Caroling We Will Go

 'Twas The Night Before Chanukah

 Carols For The Psychiatrically Challenged

 Another Night Before Chanukah

 A Cat's Top 10 Christmas Carols

 The Chanukah Song

 A Letter From Santa

 Name That Carol

 Nativity Scene

 'Twas The Night Before Christmas - Hippy Style

 'Twas The Night Before Christmas - In Palm Beach

 Praying For Gifts

 Translations For The Holidays

 Way To Be Annoying At Christmas

 15 Other Signs Santa Must Be A Woman

 Another Letter From Santa

 Santa's Wearing A Gown

 'Twas The Night Before Solstice

 The Price Of True Love

 The True Meaning Of Christmas

 Walkin' In A Doggie Wonderland

 'Twas The Night Before Christmas At The Mall

 Recipe For Christmas Joy

 After The Christmas Party

 'Twas The Night Before Christmas On-Line

 A Christmas Fruit Cake Recipe

 12 Days - Feline Style

 The Night Before Christmas With The Borg

 Fruitcakes

 Ho, Ho, Ho FAQ

 Holiday Musings

 More Reasons Santa Must Be A Woman

 A Revised Tale Of Bethlehem

 'Twas The Night Before Impeachment

 The 12 Days - Redneck Style

 Christmas Hunting

 The Grinch That Stole OOP

 Christmas 2000

 A Bill Clinton Christmas

 A Biker's Night Before Christmas

 Holiday Merger

 Dear Santa

 Dirty Little Johnny's Letter To Santa

 A Final Visit From St. Nick

 Hey, Fruitcake!

 How Santa REALLY Knows

 Little Johnny's Christmas

 A Naughty Night Before Christmas

 'Twas The Night Before Christmas All Thru The Block

 Signs Santa Doesn't Like Your Child

 Signs You Bought A Bad Christmas Tree

Reasons The North Pole Police Are Called

Christmas Songs For The Mentally Disturbed

Another Holiday Fruitcake Recipe

A Cat's Favorite Christmas Songs

The Festive Season

A Christmas Pun

Aussie Christmas

 Chocolate Christmas

 Chrismukah

 Confusing Santa

 Dashing Through The Mall

 The Net Before Christmas

 Things Not To Say When Hanging The Lights

 Uses For Fruitcake

 Another Christmas Pun

  Christmas Play

 Genealogist's Christmas Eve

 A Christmas Card

 Chanukah Time

 Dear Santa (From Mom)

 Last Minute Gift

 Make Toys, Fast!

Happy New Year! 2000

 Things Not To Say About Your Christmas Gift

 Politically Correct Rudolph

 The Day After Christmas

 The Price Of True Love - 1999

 Christmas Groaners

 More Christmas Groaners

 Even More Christmas Groaners

 Christmas Is Coming!

 One More Redneck Night Before

 The Hawaiian 12 Days Of Christmas

 The 12 Days Of 'Cat'Mas

 A few More Christmas Graoners

 A Psycho's 12 Days Of Christmas

 Computer Wonderland Sing-A-Long

 Mr. Data's Night Before Christmas

 Holiday Wishes

 I Wonder

 A 'Puter Night Before Christmas

 Reindeer Comments

 Seasonal Puns

 The Fight Before Christmas

 The Night Before Christmas - Legally Speaking

 Wrapping Presents With Dogs

 Why Christmas Trees Are Better Than Men

 Grandma Got Run Over

 The Bethlehem Star

 Holiday Party

 Learned From A Snowman

 Louise

 Military Christmas Orders

 No Gift This Year

 Overheard At The Christmas Party

 Puns For The Season 12-24-99

 Rudolph's Surgery

 Specialty Clothing Shop

 Wrapping Presents With A Cat

 The 12 Days Of Technology

 A Bill Clinton Night Before Christmas

 A Lawyer's Holiday Greeting

 Have We Come To This?

 'Twas The Night Before Y2K

 What Dirty Little Johnny Wanted For Christmas

 Flight Test For Santa

 Christmas Pageant Parts

 When Santa Runs Out Of Prozac

 At The Christmas Play

 Christmastime, Already!?

 12 Days Of Guamanian Christmas

 A Christmas Story

 Female Elf Applications

 Good King Wenceslas

 A Homebrewer's Night Before Christmas

 Jungle Bells

 The Night Before Christmas For The Military On Guam

 Republicans And Democrats At Christmas

 Santa's Letter (If Santa Answered Honestly)

 Santa's Message - December, 2000

 The Grinch Down In Chadville

 Christmas Controversies

 A Cynic's Christmas

 A Gothic Night Before Christmas

 A Kitty's Christmas

 A Politically Correct Holiday Greeting

 Christmas In Space - The Previous Generation

 After Christmas Letter

 Bush vs Claus

 Ebonics Christmas

 Egga Nogga Ville

 Inappropriate Gift Ideas

 Christmas In Space

 The 12 Days After Christmas

 The Worm Before Christmas

 Elf Pickup Lines

 Traditional Christmas Feast??

 'Twas The Night Before Christmas - Hippie Style

 'Twas The Night Before Christmas - Yuppie Style

 You Might Be A Scrooge If...

 Washington, D.C. Nativity Scene

 What Not To Get Your Dog At Christmas

 Winter Wonderland - Jersey Style

 Christmas Forecast

 Christmas Health

 Guess The Christmas Song

 Holiday Eating Tips

 All I Need To Know I Learned From Santa

 A New Twist On Things

 Please Santa

 'Twas The Night Before Christmas In Prison

 Santa Won't Come If...

 Santa's Secret Wish

 The First Christmas Letter

 'Twas The Night After Christmas - Dieter's Version

 Christmas Card Oops

 Christmas Q and A

 Christmas Shopping

 A Christmas Game

 Fractured Carols

 Happy Holidays From The Old Perfesser

 Illegal, Illegitimate Birth

 David Letterman's Top 10 Signs Santa Hates You

 Odd Christmas Traditions

 Overheard On The Wise Men's Trip

 Techie Christmas Tunes

 The Tis Bottle

 The Christmas Watchdog

 Vow Of Silence

 Ways To Makes His Xmas, XXXmas!!

 Where Your Christmas Dollar Goes

 Worried About Santa

 A Christmas Poem

 Chanukah Songs That Never Quite Caught On

 CNN's 12 Days Of Christmas

 Favorite Christmas Recipe

 Ways Hanukkah Is Better Than Christmas

 Holiday Tips

 Merry Christmas From The Legal Department

 Proof Santa Is An Academic

 Rudolph Got Run Over By My Grandma

 Santa's Response To Little Johnny's Letter (see above)

 Signs Of Trouble In Santa's Marriage

 Another 12 Days After Christmas

 The 8 Days Of Hanukkah

 The Bells

 Things To Do At Christmas

 Top 10 Chanukah Rentals

The History Of Santa-Part 1

The History Of Santa-Part 2

 The History Of Santa-Part 3

 'Twas The Night Before Implementation

 Which Is Best?

 3 Wise Women

Christmas Groaners 

 A Cowboy Night Before Christmas

 A Drunk's Night Before Christmas

 A Little Christmas Poem

 A Wife's Night Before Christmas

 A Christmas Prayer

 Alternative Holiday Specials Rejected By The Networks

 Bah! Humbug!

 Bubba Claus's Best Pickup Lines

 Christmas Shopping

 Complaints From Mrs. Claus

 Eat The Last Piece Of Fruitcake

 Holiday Greetings

 Holiday Politics

 Merry Christmas To My Female Friends

 Mistletoe

 Murphy's Laws Of Christmas Presents

 Oh Little Maxed Out Credit Card

 The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen

 The Christmas Hobby Horse

 Tops On Santa's List

 'Twas The Night Before Christmas, 2001

 What Else?

 Christmas eMails

A Star Trek Night Before Christmas

Star Trek TNG Night Before Christmas

Another Politically Correct Holiday Greeting

 An Old Fashioned Christmas

 Away In A Manger

 Chatting On The Night Before Christmas

 Do Reindeer Rule?

 Drinking Around The Christmas Tree

 Flavor From The Holidays

 Her Christmas Postage

 Christmas vs Chanukah

 Official Resignation

 Oh, Little Bank Americard

 Parking Lot Rules For Christmas Shoppers

 Puppy Christmas

 Santa Claus Lawsuit

 Santa Goes On Atkins Diet

 Santa Is A Woman - Part 2

 Santa Letter Generator

 Scottish Santa

 Signs The Kids Don't Like Their Presents

 Signs Santa Hates You

 The Politically Correct 12 Days Of Christmas

 The Night Santa Went Crazy

 'Twas The Assembly Before Christmas

 You Might Be A Scrooge If...Part 2

 Up At The North Pole

 Weeweechu

 Christmas Letter From Mom

 Christmas Office Memo

 Christmas Shopping For Geeks

 More Christmas vs Chanukah

 Yet Another Redneck Night Before Christmas

 Is There A Santa Claus?

 

One Day After Christmas

12 Days of Christmas - Cajun Style

Six to Eight Black Men

The 12 Days of Fast Food Christmas

A Final Visit From St. Nick

A Jewish Mom's Chanukah Letter

A Marine's Night Before Christmas

A Politically Correct Christmas

A Politically Correct Christmas Carol

A Real Holiday Groaner

A Soldier's Night Before Christmas

Ah ... Christmas!

An AO-Hell Christmas

An Arkansas Christmas

Bizarre Christmas Traditions

A Blonde Christmas Story

Carols For The Psychiatrically Challenged

Cats' Favorite Carols

Christmas One-Liners

Christmas Eve Services

Christmas Eve - Italian Style

Merry Christmas From Your Pets

Christmas Is ...

Christmas Memo

Christmas Present

Christmas Quickies

Christmas Quips

Christmas Riddles

Christmas Signs

Christmas Tip

Company Christmas Party

Dear Friend - A Letter From Santa

Dear Santa

Department Store Santa

Did You See Santa !?

Ding! Dong!

Dogs' Rules For Christmas

Signs Of Elf Burnout

Elf Pick-up Lines

Favorite Chanukah Movie Rentals

From Santa's Evil Twin

Games Elves Play

Gift Wrap

Hanging Lights

Hanukkah Gifts

Happy Hanukkah

He Figured It Out

Hello! (from Santa)

Holiday Job Posting

How Jesus Escaped

In Trouble

Inventive Holiday Ways

Kids Enjoy The Season

Last Minute Christmas Gift

Letter To Santa

Making Presents

Merry Christmas, Y'all

Merry Christmas, Legally Tendered

More Santa Pick-up Lines

More Signs Your Sick of the Holidays

Mules At Christmas

New Jersey Trafficland

No Christmas Bonus

Not At Toys-R-Us

Not Jingle Bells

One Member Short

Overheard

The Night Before Christmas - A Woman's View

The Night Before Christmas - All Around The Block

Reindeer Facts

Rejected Christmas Movie Titles

Rudolph's Operation

Santa Converts!

Santa Goes To Texas

Santa's Favorite Jokes

Santa's Pick-up Lines, Take 2

See Mother ... Funny Mother

Signs Of Christmas Everywhere

Signs Your Spouse Is Cheating With Santa Claus

Signs Your Sick Of The Holidays

Silly Things To Do At Christmas

Smart Kid!

Store Santa Complaints

The 12 Bugs Of Christmas

The Cost of the12 Days of Christmas

First Ride

The Week Before Christmas

The Week After Christmas

The True Story of Christmas

'Twas A Florida Christmas

'Twas The Day After Christmas

The Night Before Christmas All Through The Camp

'Twas The Night Before Christmas, And We, Being Jews

'Twas The Week Before Christmas

Wanted!

Signs Your Eggnog's Too Strong

What Do You Do At Christmas?

What If It Had Been 3 Wise WOMEN?

What Not To Get Your Dog For Christmas

What's Your Cat Doing For Christmas?

Why Hanukkah Is Better Than Christmas

Christmas Fairies

Christmas Shopping

Christmas Songs For Cats

Christmas Songs For Dogs

Why Women Would Love Being Santa

The Best 3 Christmas Phrases

Cool Dude's Night Before Christmas

Gift Wrapping Tips For Men

Gifts Your Husband Doesn't Want For Christmas

Kids' Interpretations of Christmas Carols

You Might Be Havin' A Redneck Christmas If ...

Name That Christmas Tune

Remembering Why Christmas Is Celebrated

'Twas The Night Before Christmas in Texas ... YeeHaw!

The Night Before Christmas ... in Legalese

Things a Department Store Santa Doesn't Want to Hear

Tough Year

What To Say 'bout That Special Gift

What Reindeer Talk About During Their Christmas Flight

When Christmas Was Not So Great

Wonder Where I Am?

Christmas Poem From The Pennsylvania Dutch

Why Hanukkah Is Better Than Christmas

Why Santa's Asking For A Raise

A Politically Correct Christmas Story

Can I Go See?

Can't Santa Spell?

Christmas Laws

A Cowboy's Night Before Christmas

Holler Day Season

I Got Breakfast

Kids 'n Christmas

Kindergarden Nativity Play

Kids Interpret Christmas Carols

Little Known Christmas Facts

Merry Christmas ... From Legal

You Might Be Having A Redneck Christmas If ...

Remembering Why Christmas Is Celebrated

The Night Befoe Christmas In Texas - Yeehaw!

Things A Department Store Santa Doesn't Want

One Day After Christmas

Pie Filling

Psychological Christmas Songs

Rats!

Santa's True Profession

More Bah Humbug

Save Or Give

Signs Santa Has Marriage Problems

Stealing Presents

The Night Before Christmas In Legalese

Name That Christmas Tune

Tough Year

Now He Knows About Santa

What To Say About That Special Gift

What Reindeer Talk About

When Christmas Was Not So Great

Which Is Best?

Wonder Where I Am?

Christmas At Rock-Away Rest

Christmas Morning Wifesaver Breakfast

Christmas Ornaments

Christmas Poem From The Pennsylvania Dutch

Why Hanukkah Is Better

Why Santa's Asking F

 

 

   

 

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